OINGO BOINGO!!!

whenever I hear Dead Man's Party at work I get so excited and dance around... man these people really don't get me sometimes :D

Forgive the errors for I am typing from my phone.

Friday night at home watching Garden State but it's funny all night I have had my grandma on my mind. I really miss her and I know she is still alive but mentally she's not my grandma. I think of how many amazing memories I have with her that she barely remembers and soon she will forget who I am all together. There is nothing you can do to prepare yourself for this and if you say there is you are lying I can almost guarantee it. I am missing the stories she would tell me about when I was a child. I miss her driving because unlike other older women(and yes I am over generalizing)she drove so fast it terrified me. I am oh so missing convincing her to buy me things she knew my parents would never ever let me have like gak and mice. And when I would sneak sugar and get caught grandma would just serve me a bigger helping. There is nothing she wouldn't do for me. Most of all I miss my birthday phone calls she was always the first to call and the last she sang to me in Spanish and English but I'll never get one of those voicemails again. It's funny how we really take things for granted sometimes.

***  I saw my grandma today (3/5) and I told her how much I missed her and no joke she said to me "Aye Mija I remember when you were small and running around all the time." I nearly cried.

She spent so much time looking for someone to save her she never realized she was supposed to save herself.

We Shotgun

I take a hit and look at him
I nod and he nods
He makes a funny face and I start laughing
ROUCH! He yells
I giggle some more
He begins to giggle
I begin to tickle him
He laughs uncontrollably
We just sit back and laugh
He takes a hit
We shotgun
I remind him our anniversary is coming up
He looks at me and nods
I become awkward
He asks "Is anything real anymore, is this real"
I give a strange look
he says "Forget it"
I say "No, nothing is real anymore"
I become sad
It becomes awkward
I make a cute joke
It doesn't work
He nods
I take a hit
We shotgun
I ask about Mad Men
He takes a hit
He blows it out
Rouch! I yell
Oh Shit, he says
We talk
We sleep

My love must be a kind of blind love

I always dreamed of sitting on a stool in a diner as I am sitting next to my love and  I can hear the flamingos singing " I only have eyes for you" on the Jukebox and in that moment life is perfect. I am exactly where I need to be.

I was definitely born in the wrong decade

Great Day

True Story

Me: 15 on 3 please
Gas Attendant: Why hello how are you?
Me: I am good thanks and you?
Attendant: pretty good
Me: cool, cool
Attendant: So does your boyfriend like that?
Me: Excuse me?
Attendant: Your ring in your nose
Me: Oh ummm yes yes he does?
Attendant: See I get the tongue rings for sexual pleasure but what does the nose ring do?
Me: its a septum ring and umm I don't know. Have a nice day!
Attendant: YOU TO!!!!!


*** To say the least that was a very awkward conversation with a much older Indian man***

Apparently I am on a roll (we had a mobile until come and test our hearing at work)

Mobile Doctor: I like the color of your hair
Me: Thanks!
Mobile Doctor: Is Huff your given or married name?
Me: Given
Mobile Doctor: Nice