Feeling like a late night drive and getting lost in LA

ME: "OH MY GOSH"
HIM: "WHAT!"
ME: "I SPILLED THE CUP!"
HIM: " Of apple juice in the hall please tell Mom this is not her fault"

 - I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants, he knew just the kind of day I was having

It was 13 years ago today I saw him try to kill my mother.